Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
Just look at that concentration.
Oooooh, a little shaky on that entry, but just look at that form!
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
Every time Jean wakes up at night and notices that his hold from Marco has loosen he heaves himself closer to him, squeezes more tightly and snuggles into Marco’s neck.
So I opened my locker today and…
i think you should be more concerned that they know your locker combo
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
the gift that keeps on giving
I’ve seen a lot of weird intros to porn but this one takes the cake